This is one of those ridiculous things in this world. While it’s illegal to drink alcohol in public in most places in the U.S., if you conceal what you’re drinking in something like a brown paper bag, plausible deniability will lead the police to look the other way.
Police hate this one weird trick!
Maybe we all need to wrap our delicious beers in paper bags, just in case? Or even better, maybe we all get koozies that look like brown paper bags?
And what’s with the opposing dinosaurs in the midst of orgasms? Someone is bound to correct me with a “well, actually” to inform me that they are actually griffins – a cross between a lion and an eagle – and that they are guarding the precious nectar of the gods. But this sounds about as ridiculous to me as my dueling, ejaculating dinosaurs that I now would really like to see brought to life.
